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एक आदमी रोज़ अस्पताल के सामने सुबह 9 से 12 तक खड़ा रहता था।

एक दिन डाक्टर ने उस आदमी से पूछा की तुम रोज़ सुबह 9 से 12 तक क्यो खड़े रहते हो।

वह बोला - "आपने ही बोर्ड मे ही लिखा है की सुबह 9 से 12 तक का समय महिलाओ को देखने का होता है।"

Once a man went to a Veterinary (Animal) Doctor and said: Doctor I came
on vacation so that I can get treated.
Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my clinic
Man: No, I am coming to you.
Doctor: But, I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an animal specialist.
Man: I know, but I want you to treat me.
Doctor: I cannot, because you speak like me and think like me which
means you are a human, not an animal.
Man: I know I am same and I am a human but the problem is...
I get up in the morning like a horse
I go to work like a deer
I work all day like a donkey
I wag my tail in front of my manager like a dog I play with my children
like a monkey I am like a rabbit in front of my wife Doctor asked: Do
you work in an IT COMPANY
Man: Yes
Doctor yelled: Come, no body will treat you better than
me....................