Best Jokes

A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"

युवक- झिझकता हुआ अपनी प्रेमिका के बाप के सामने पहुँचा- मैं आपसे आपकी लड़की का हाथ माँगने आया हूँ।

साहब- सिर्फ हाथ नहीं मिल सकता। उत्तर मिला- माँगनी है तो पूरी लड़की माँगो।